And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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