Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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