The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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