i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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