I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
