You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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