You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You left your underwear on the fireplace
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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