Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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