He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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