Buhtt sex?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We left the knife in your bed.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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