Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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