i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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