everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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