found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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