I feel like I'm in dance class right now
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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