But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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