Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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