what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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