Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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