Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
mondays should just be called national damage control day
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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