No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I can't turn off my feet"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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