:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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