btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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