its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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