Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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