My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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