yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Damn victory sex feels great
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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