seriously i just wanna be friends
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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