Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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