How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.