I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.