You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life