The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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