i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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