Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Sorry about my life...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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