So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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