About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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