thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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