I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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