All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so let's talk penis.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
