I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize