i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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