At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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