Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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