This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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