Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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