This girl is more easily done than said...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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