Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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