only if we run a train.
done.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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