I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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