i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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