I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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