So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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