Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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