so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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