I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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