I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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