Will you blow on my dice?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
love makes seman taste better
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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